Category: Joke Board
The Top 17 Pickup Lines Used on a City Bus
17> "Baby, you put the 'ass' in 'mass transit.'"
16> "Look, it's either me or the guy peeing on himself. Your
choice."
15> "You'd better pull that cord now, baby, 'cause once we get
started you'll never want to stop."
14> "How would you like a free ride on #69?"
13> "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you...
oh, you already are."
12> "Care to transfer to my lap?"
11> "I'm stuck on you like my shoe to this floor."
10> "Next stop: Looooooooooove."
9> "Hmmmm... it appears that all the seats are taken -- except
for my face, that is."
8> "So what's a pretty girl like you doing riding a '62 General
Motors class DD, model SDM-4501, split-differential Suburban
bus with Hydromatic transmission?"
7> "I like you so much, here's your wallet back."
6> "Somehow, you just seem different than the other downtrodden
losers who can't afford a car."
5> "Nice seat. Is it taken?"
4> "My stop's a mile away, but I'm getting off right now."
3> "Unless you and I are going at it at 50 mph, this bus is
gonna explode!"
2> "Is it true the ride is bumpiest in the rear?"
and the Number 1 Pickup Line Used on a City Bus...
1> "Your breasts on the bus go up and down, up and down,
up and down..."
<lol> even if it is a list, it's still funny.
Gee, I'm so glad you liked it. Now, care to transfer to my lap?
All I can say is "Your breasts on the bus go up and down, up and down,
up and down..."
Bob
Oh yeah? Well you put the ass in mass transit.
All I can say is, "You'd better pull that cord now, baby, 'cause once we get
started you'll never want to stop."
Bob
Bob, you used that breasts go up and down, pick up line on me just the other week. Becky don't believe him. He'll just love you and leave you.
Nem Pouts
Well Bob, at least you didn't ask me to pull your finger. LOL
Nem, it worked didn't it? What are you complaining about?
Becky, that's not my finger, watch what you're pulling lady!
Bob
I'm not sure what's more funny, the original post or the comments afterwards. lol
fuzzy101 you are right, Becky's original post was funny, in a classless sort of way, but her subsequent comments are indeed humorous. However, she is more to be pitied than made fun of.
So, while I agree with your post, it is best to help our intellectually challenged zoners by giving a modicum of credence to their ravings.
Bob
Are you sure that wasn't your finger I pulled? It was so small - I thought it was your baby finger.
And this round goes to Becky!
Ouch! Becky, that was a low blow! Hahahahaha. Good one, though. LOL
I give up, she threatened me where it hurts.
But I still hate cats.
Bob